Sunday, August 05, 2007

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> Subject: PSA Candidate RODNEY
> Date: Wed, 1 Aug 2007 16:46:09 +0800
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> PSA Candidate Rodney has passed all the requirements for his PSA and his
> about to sit for his interview.
> Interviewer : When is your birth date?
> Rodney : 13 October
> Interviewer : Which year?
> Rodney : Every Year.
> Interviewer : Can you spell a word that has more than 10 letters in it?
> Rodney : P-O-S-T-B-O-X
> Interviewer : Just imagine that you're in the 20th floor of a building and
> it's on fire. How will you escape?
> Rodney : It's simple. I will stop my imagination.
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> PSA Candidate Rodney is chosen to represent Singapore in a jamboree.
> A Jamboree Participant : Are there any great men born from your country?
> Rodney : No, only babies are born there.
> Rodney goes to the toilet. To wash his hands, he went to the wash basin.
> When he finished, he started washing the wash basin. A Jamboree participant
> asked him what on earth he was doing. Rodney merely pointed to the signboard
> Rodney returns from the Jamboree and has a conversation with his friend.
> Rodney : Do I look like a foreigner?
> Friend : No. Why?
> Rodney : Cos during the jamboree, someone asked me,"Are you a foreigner?"
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> PSA Candidate Rodney is not only good in scouting but also academically.
> Here is an example of a well-rounded PSA Candidate.
> Rodney was performing an experiment with a cockroach. First, he cut off the
> cockroach's leg and told it to "WALK WALK". The cockroach walked. Then he
> cut off the second leg and told it again. The cockroach walked. He went on
> to cut off the thrid leg and told him the same thing and the cockroach
> walked. Finally, he cut off the 4th leg and ordered the cockroach to walk.
> However, the cockroach did not walk. Suddenly, Rodney shouted,"I FOUND IT!
> If we cut off a cockroach's four legs, it becomes DEAF!"
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> PSA Candidate Rodney during his PSA Presentation Ceremony.
> Rodney was arrested during his PSA Presentation Ceremony. Why?!?!?!?!?!?!
> Because a lady journalist with a badge which read "*PRESS*" pinned on the
> right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did just that!


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